MINTSUGA
-
Before:Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
-
After:Cry tears of joy when I get a C
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Had no idea how to spend my money
-
After:Broke from all the albums I buy
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Innocent little girl
-
After:Pervert
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Cared about what people thought of me
-
After:Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Asian guys are so nerdy
-
After:HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Was a fashion terrorist
-
After:Became a fashionista
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:
-
Guy:Hey what's up?
-
Me:asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
-
After:
-
Guy:Hey what's up?
-
Me:You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Hey this celebrity is cute...
-
After:OPPAR LOVE ME
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:"Sleep is so wonderful"
-
After:"What is this sleep you speak of?"
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Had a life
-
After:Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:What is music?
-
After:I see the light
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Laugh quietly
-
After:Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:
-
Reaction to people insulting someone I like:Okay... :'(
-
After:
-
Reaction to people insulting someone I like:Bitch you will die in your sleep.
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:
-
Reaction to internet crash:Okay.... :'(
-
After:
-
Reaction to internet crash:GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:
-
Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt:meh....
-
After:
-
Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air:asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:What is otp? what is ship?
-
After:ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Ovaries tight and intact
-
After:Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:straight, normal girl
-
After:went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Nice, gentle person
-
After:Sarcastic bitch
- ~~~~~~~~~~
-
Before:Close-minded fool
-
After:Open-minded viewer of life :)